The World According to Leslie

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Wow! I haven't done one of these in a while! However, this week has been interesting for me. Since my Dad has been in the hospital this week (and came home on Thursday), I most certainly did NOT eat out a couple of times even though I packed my lunch to go to my Clinical Observations for school. I was not so lazy that I simply went to the hospital to see Dad instead of going home to eat first. I would never do that! While I was at the hospital this week, I did NOT talk up the nurses about my Mary Kay business to try to get me some customers in the hospital. That would just totally be wrong to do while your Dad is in the hospital. So I would NOT do that. I also would not go to the MinuteClinic just to make sure I didn't have strep. Since Dad doesn't have his spleen any more, he is more likely to get illness...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. So it's Monday again! WOW! It was not me who was totally did not do any dishes this weekend. I did do laundry, but it was not me who avoided dishes ALL weekend! Since my weekend dishes were not piled in the sink (although we have a dishwasher), I was not just totally embarrassed when two ladies from church (that I'm helping with VBS) came over to get some papers for VBS. They came in the house and I was NOT totally embarrassed by the dishes in the sink. I always keep my dishes done! As for Chasity, I have not been counting down days until she starts Dance Camp. She starts tonight, but I have not been looking forward to it so that I can have 3 hours/night for 3 nights that I don't have to hear her ask me to take her outside or to watch cartoons! I would not do that! I am not planning on doing so many things t...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Just so you know, I am using POST NUMBER 90 for my NOT ME! MONDAY!!! Isn't that exciting? By the end of this week (probably) I will have a "party" for reaching post number 100!!! (What should I do for that party?? Hmmm......) So.... I really do not have much to say about this weekend! Oh okay. You twisted my arm! I am NOT currently sitting here working on a Not Me! Monday post when I should be reading. I have not procrastinated until the last 6 days to get all my work done for the end of the semester! I would never do that! I would not be counting down the days until Chasity and I are both out of school....6 for me....23 for Chasity! I would not be excited about sleeping past 6:30am!!! I guess this next part really isn't about me. My child would not be the ONE child out of all the dancers...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Of course, I think she has taken a little time off of Not Me Mondays! because her Sweet Stellan is in the hospital! He has been there for over a month now! We really should all band together and pray for Baby Stellan! So... I have NOT been busy this weekend! 1. First, it was not me who had my mom wake up before sun-up on Saturday morning so I could borrow her truck. I had to get the yard sale stuff to the church so that I could have the yard sale! I was NOT the one half asleep and attempting to do homework while people were shopping at the yard sale! Of course, I did not take all the extra Girl Scout cookies and put them on the table to try to sell them either! (Sold about 10 boxes! lol) 2. I did finish my 3 stories and my essay for the week. However, since the two page reading responses for each week of the 8...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Ok....so let's get this show on the road! As you may (or may not) know, I have been doing Weight Watchers since January. I am loving it. I have lost almost 40 lbs. I have hit my initial "goal weight" that WW set for me! So...it would NOT have been me who went through McDonald's today and got a vanilla milkshake! I would never try to sabotage myself like that! It was not me who went shopping for black pants yesterday. Of course, after finding the black pants, I would NEVER pick out a jacket and skirt to wear for Easter Sunday. I wouldn't find three adorable shirts that I love the colors of....all 3 shirts would not be exactly matching (EXCEPT for the color) either! I wouldn't buy three shirts that are exactly the same...just in different colors! Chasity had her first coach's pitc...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Although it is now Tuesday, I'm sure everyone knows that I forgot my Not Me Monday! on Monday! So, I can't even deny that! Unfortunately.... However...I have a few things that I would like to get off my chest! First, it was not me who threatened, yes...THREATENED, to go to the assisted living center where my mom's mother is living to break some people. I would never say that I would jerk a knot in their tails if they don't straighten up. I never said I'd make them cry if they don't start taking care of my Grandma! I promise I never once told my mom that I would start getting people fired if they didn't watch out up there. Of course, I will take credit for being totally aggrivated that they aren't taking really good care of Gma! Second, it was not me who smiled when I was informed that a l...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. This week I have not been a little lazy and even mischievious. Nope! Not me! Last Monday when it snowed here, it wasn't me who convinced the family to walk the quarter-mile to my mom's house in the snow! Nope! I didn't do it! Then...at mom's house, I didn't convince my parents to load us into their Dodge truck and drive us back home because I was tired and didn't really want to chance that there were dogs out that had been sleeping during the first trip! NOT ME!!! Tuesday, when school was cancelled, it was not me who moved the laptop from upstairs to downstairs just so I could watch TV while I surfed the net! NOT ME! That same day, when Girl Scouts were supposed to meet, it wasn't me that sent out an email to all the parents to let them know that the meeting was cancelled. NOPE! NOT ME! It al...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. This week, I have been a REAL slacker. There are MANY things that happened that were NOT me! First, it was NOT ME that cried as my 5 year old left the house with my little (21 year old) sister to go spend the night on Friday evening. Of course, it was also not me that was kind of excited that I had to go pick the same child up a few hours later. (Unfortunately it was because my sister got sick!) Then, it was NOT ME that the following day took the same 5 year old to Lowes Home Improvement to stand behind a table to sell Girl Scout cookies. Of course, she and her Girl Scout friend that was there wouldn't look so cute that some people just donated money to them. In fact, they wouldn't look SO cute that one man (who had already bought cookies from his daughter) would just give them a $20 bill as a donation! A...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama . You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. Ok....so I'm soooo hoping I'm doing this right. I grabbed the button from her (MckMama's) side bar. I grabbed the other text above from in her post today! So I'm hoping this works. Since this is my FIRST EVER "Not Me Monday!", it is a little short! Let's go... First, it was NOT ME who sent a screaming 5 year old out the door to Kindergarten this morning. It was most assuredly not me who looked outside (still in my pajamas) to be sure the neighbors weren't outside staring at my child! (They weren't...this time!) It was also not me that when asked why I wanted to "flatten" my hair for church last night responded to my mother with "Well, why do you always have yours looking like a football helmet?" Needless to say it wasn't me that my mother didn't sp...